Chest Massage

This massage needs no introduction, it is amazing!

“Does he never massage you?”

Shh, don’t let him know. We can train him to say yes more often with this massage.

Get the chest massage $19.95 a month
2 courses, 12 lessons. Copy us from start to finish.
Or get all 12 massages. Worth $187 a month, yours for $59. Save $128 a month.
80,000+ couples don’t suck at massage
7 out of 10 women discover breast cancer by hand.
By women below the recommended age of mammograms.

He ought to know your body.

Regular chest massage should be part of your relationship. Early is everything.

This massage should not replace your doctor.

★★★★★“This course has gotten us out of the tv before bed habit.”  Karin & Jeff, Saskatoon, Canada
We show couples how to give relaxing, intimate and playful massages.

Copy what we do

Chest
You’re in control
How to do this properly
1
Get comfortable, cover up with a towel

Sit the way we do, get comfy.

Let the towel slip off in its own time.

2
Set the rules

Massage first, play later.

Reward him with play time if he makes it to the end. (this is optional, set your own rules)

3
Copy the massage routine

Copy us from start to finish, exactly the way we do it.

At the end, let him continue on his own using what he’s learned.

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Bonus tip

He gives you the massage but you’re in control. You control the mood. When you like what he does give him an “mmm” and “ahh.” Push back into him.

This massage is a dance between two people, and you can control that dance.

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Very popular, a couples fave

It’s both therapeutic and intimate. You’ll feel close to each other while enjoying that deep muscle release.

I’m so ready to start
You cannot mess this massage up
What if it doesn’t work out the way I thought?
If he doesn’t make you melt first go, we’ll refund you.

If he cannot figure this massage out, he won’t make any massage work.

But you’ve got 30 days to test his skills. If they still suck after 4 weeks of trying, we’ll refund you.

★★★★★“My thumbs don’t get sore and my husband has caught on to good touch.”  Nathan & Brittany, Texas, USA
When is it his turn? Let’s make it fair.
Swap roles, it’s important

Which massage is he choosing?

It’s only fair. Massages should be shared and swapped.

Can I make massage hot? Ya, it’s the best part.

Why stop at the chest? Here’s two of our most popular massages.

Your massage sucks because

You feel lost

It’s impossible to remember everything.

So we’ve included all 12 massages and bundled them together for $59 a month. Bought one by one they’re $187 a month.

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Here are 3 of the 12. See all 12 massages.

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Access the entire library for $59 a month. Most couples start with a back massage on the bed, but you can start anywhere. Glute Massage is recommended, 100%.

your complete library $187 / month

Bundled for $59 a month · save $128 a month

3 courses: 45 lessons
Intimacy MasterClass
Must do, unlike anything you’ve done before
included$24.95/m
3 courses: 20 lessons
Back Massage: Bed
For deep relaxation, a detailed back massage
included$19.95/m
3 courses: 31 lessons
Back Massage: Floor
The deepest massages you’ll give
included$19.95/m
1 course: 4 lessons
Back Massage: Cheeky
for playful nights, just like the movies
included$19.95/m
2 courses: 12 lessons
Chest Massage
Intimate for both men and women
included$19.95/m
2 courses: 6 lessons
Starter Classes
Discover knots + how to apply oil
included$19.95/m
1 course: 6 lessons
Glute Massage
Great for lower back and hip pain
included$14.95/m
1 course: 5 lessons
Neck + Shoulders
when she’s carrying the week in her shoulders
included$9.95/m
2 courses: 8 lessons
Head Massage
perfect for before sleep
included$9.95/m
2 courses: 10 lessons
Foot Massage
when she’s been wearing heels all day
included$9.95/m
1 course: 6 lessons
Leg Massage
Sunday afternoon calf massages
included$9.95/m
2 courses: 7 lessons
Hand Massage
use this to connect with her
included$7.95/m

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You do it for fun
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$59 a month
You’re in it for a fun time, not a long time.
  • All 12 massages. 175 classes. Worth $187 a month.
  • Access everything, cancel anytime.
  • You don’t take it too seriously, play is more important.
  • Come back when you want to learn more.
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  • All 12 massages. 175 classes. Yours forever.
  • Including every new course we add.
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Under $2 a day. A professional massage is $150. Once.
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We spent 8 years getting our massage tutorials right, tested on thousands of couples in live workshops before we filmed it.

We’re so confident it’ll help you connect with your partner that we back it with a full 30 day money back guarantee. Start tonight, and if it’s not for you, get your money back.

“What if I’m just bad at this?”

So you’ve tried massaging your partner before and it didn’t work out. Your hands got tired. Your back started hurting. The massage felt boring because you only know a couple of techniques. So you stopped.

You’re not bad at this. You were never taught it. Tired hands, a sore back, running out of moves after five minutes, none of that is talent. It is what happens when nobody showed you how to use body weight instead of your hands.

We share all the secrets practitioners use to make massage feel easy. Even a beginner with no experience can learn this.

“What if I’m self-conscious about my body?”

It’s that voice in your head that says I’m not attractive or desirable enough to lay out in front of my partner.

That voice goes away when you use towels to cover up, dim the lights and play your favourite music. It helps you settle into the massage, and as soon as you feel that muscle release let go, those voices fade.

“But we’re too tired, and there’s no time.”

You both work all day. By the time the day is done, you’re done. You keep saying you’ll do it this weekend, then the weekend goes too.

It was never really about the time. Ten minutes has always been there. “No time” is just the easier thing to say. None of that makes you lazy, it makes you human.

This fades the second your partner says “whoa, that feels so good.” Forget about perfect and chase that moment. You’ll make this happen in lesson 1.

“It feels like I’m the one always giving...”

I give and get nothing back. I’ll always be the one reaching for my partner, and when it’s not returned, I stop trying.

It’s normal in all relationships, there’s always one person with higher desire. Your partner will copy what you do. 10 minutes a night consistently is all you need. Even after 7 nights your partner will start saying “let me try this on you.”

Make it an experiment. Say nothing, follow the 10 minute consistency rule, and see how long it takes before your partner wants to swap over.

“It’s been so long, and we never started.”

It’s not your fault, it’s because you’re waiting for the perfect moment. Social media makes it feel like it ought to be magical.

You don’t need an expensive villa in Bali. You don’t need a sunset and a summer breeze. You need connection, in the comfort of home. It’s not a performance, it’s a genuine experience with your partner.

What Instagram doesn’t show you is the jet-lag, the stomach bug, the mosquitoes and the humidity. The longer you wait, the more you miss out.

“What if the kids walk in on us?”

We’ve kept it classy and tasteful. Most kids just want to join in, they want the attention.

Apart from the chest and glute massage, all courses are PG and won’t leave you on guard. The courses are filmed with only hints of intimacy, we don’t want to distract you with footage on screen.

The massage is meant to be an experience you share, not a screen you stare at.

Couples who used to suck at this
★★★★★
Karin and Jeff
“This course has gotten us out of the tv before bed habit.”
It increased the level of physical intimacy for us and has really helped my husband to help me relax after a stressful day. I sleep extra deeply after a soothing massage. I have been recommending it to others.
Karin & Jeff
Saskatoon, Canada
★★★★★
Alex and Stacey
“I can’t explain how easy and realistic these instructional videos are.”
It used to be my wife asked for a massage or a shoulder rub and I would dread and ended up not giving them because my back would be sore, and my hands would get tired within a couple of minutes. I no longer have back aches and I actually enjoy giving the massage as much as receiving.
Alex & Stacey
Texas, USA
★★★★★
Sarah and Kristian
“Now we have the amazing ability to gift a massage to each other.”
In the past when either one of us asked for a massage it wouldn’t last long and would end up pressing hard on sore spots, which wasn’t very romantic. Now we know it feels incredible and makes us feel connected and bonded.
Sarah & Kristian
Dorset, UK
★★★★★
Aaron and Natanya
“I am a massage therapist.”
I needed something that didn’t feel like work when I was massaging my husband. It was great to find something easy that he can do.
Aaron & Natanya
Utah, USA
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Under $2 a day. A professional massage is $150. Once.