The “mom massage”

He says your back massage is wimpy, it’s not deep enough.

★★★★★
“My family calls a wimpy, horrible back rub a ‘mom massage’.”  Becky & Todd, Wyoming, USA

Let’s fix the mom massage. Inside, we share the secrets to a deep tissue massage that doesn’t hurt your hands.

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$34.95 / month gets you 100 back massage classes
80,000+ couples don’t suck at massage
For 12 years I hired only women,
they were just as strong as men.

Hey, I’m Denis Merkas, your massage coach. In my 20s I built Melbourne’s largest hotel massage company and exclusively hired women practitioners.

Their massages were just as strong as men. But they didn’t massage like men do. They were smarter.

★★★★★“I can get through an entire massage for my husband and my hands don’t hurt!”  Josh & Joni, Texas, USA
We massage smarter, not harder.

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Massage smarter, not harder.
What happens next?
1
Start with relaxation massage

When he is relaxed, you can massage deeper with less energy.

2
Find knots and tension

Know when to massage deep and when to keep it light.

You’ll massage deep on the spots that count, and save your energy on the rest.

3
Massage smarter, not harder

Now that he’s relaxed, we add in deep tissue.

But we do it smart and use proper technique. So your hands don’t hurt and the right muscles are released.

Your massage will be both deep and playful. He’ll make noises like “mmm” and “ahh.”

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Your hands last only 3 minutes, because you do too much.

You’ll relax him first, and only after he’s made noises like “mmm” and “ahh” will you start with deep tissue massage.

There’s a smarter way to massage. Where you last longer than 3 minutes and massage deeper than before.

I’m so ready to start
You cannot mess this massage up
What if I sign up and I’m just not good at it?
If you don’t have an “aha” moment in that first massage, we’ll give you your money back.

And you’ve got 30 days to make up your mind.

But you’ll know in under a minute if you’ve got what it takes to be good at massage.

★★★★★“This course has gotten us out of the tv before bed habit.”  Karin & Jeff, Saskatoon, Canada
When is it your turn? Let’s make it fair.
What about you?

He needs to massage you!

It’s only fair. Massages should be shared and swapped. Which massage are you choosing?

Size does not matter. Massages he’ll love that don’t hurt your hands.

Deep massages don’t work on the bed

Do it on the floor.

The deepest massages happen on the floor.

It’s better than the bed, it’s better than a massage table.

You have more control over your entire body weight and you can drive more pressure into their back.

The only thing we need to show you is what to do with your hands and how to move your hips.

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  • Intimacy MasterClass included.
  • Includes 100 classes and massage routines.
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“What if I’m just bad at this?”

So you’ve tried massaging your partner before and it didn’t work out. Your hands got tired. Your back started hurting. The massage felt boring because you only know a couple of techniques. So you stopped.

You’re not bad at this. You were never taught it. Tired hands, a sore back, running out of moves after five minutes, none of that is talent. It is what happens when nobody showed you how to use body weight instead of your hands.

We share all the secrets practitioners use to make massage feel easy. Even a beginner with no experience can learn this.

“What if I’m self-conscious about my body?”

It’s that voice in your head that says I’m not attractive or desirable enough to lay out in front of my partner.

That voice goes away when you use towels to cover up, dim the lights and play your favourite music. It helps you settle into the massage, and as soon as you feel that muscle release let go, those voices fade.

“But we’re too tired, and there’s no time.”

You both work all day. By the time the day is done, you’re done. You keep saying you’ll do it this weekend, then the weekend goes too.

It was never really about the time. Ten minutes has always been there. “No time” is just the easier thing to say. None of that makes you lazy, it makes you human.

This fades the second your partner says “whoa, that feels so good.” Forget about perfect and chase that moment. You’ll make this happen in lesson 1.

“It feels like I’m the one always giving...”

I give and get nothing back. I’ll always be the one reaching for my partner, and when it’s not returned, I stop trying.

It’s normal in all relationships, there’s always one person with higher desire. Your partner will copy what you do. 10 minutes a night consistently is all you need. Even after 7 nights your partner will start saying “let me try this on you.”

Make it an experiment. Say nothing, follow the 10 minute consistency rule, and see how long it takes before your partner wants to swap over.

“It’s been so long, and we never started.”

It’s not your fault, it’s because you’re waiting for the perfect moment. Social media makes it feel like it ought to be magical.

You don’t need an expensive villa in Bali. You don’t need a sunset and a summer breeze. You need connection, in the comfort of home. It’s not a performance, it’s a genuine experience with your partner.

What Instagram doesn’t show you is the jet-lag, the stomach bug, the mosquitoes and the humidity. The longer you wait, the more you miss out.

“What if the kids walk in on us?”

We’ve kept it classy and tasteful. Most kids just want to join in, they want the attention.

Apart from the chest and glute massage, all courses are PG and won’t leave you on guard. The courses are filmed with only hints of intimacy, we don’t want to distract you with footage on screen.

The massage is meant to be an experience you share, not a screen you stare at.

Couples who used to suck at this
★★★★★
Karin and Jeff
“This course has gotten us out of the tv before bed habit.”
It increased the level of physical intimacy for us and has really helped my husband to help me relax after a stressful day. I sleep extra deeply after a soothing massage. I have been recommending it to others.
Karin & Jeff
Saskatoon, Canada
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Alex and Stacey
“I can’t explain how easy and realistic these instructional videos are.”
It used to be my wife asked for a massage or a shoulder rub and I would dread and ended up not giving them because my back would be sore, and my hands would get tired within a couple of minutes. I no longer have back aches and I actually enjoy giving the massage as much as receiving.
Alex & Stacey
Texas, USA
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Sarah and Kristian
“Now we have the amazing ability to gift a massage to each other.”
In the past when either one of us asked for a massage it wouldn’t last long and would end up pressing hard on sore spots, which wasn’t very romantic. Now we know it feels incredible and makes us feel connected and bonded.
Sarah & Kristian
Dorset, UK
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Aaron and Natanya
“I am a massage therapist.”
I needed something that didn’t feel like work when I was massaging my husband. It was great to find something easy that he can do.
Aaron & Natanya
Utah, USA
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3 courses: 45 lessons
Intimacy MasterClass
Must do, unlike anything you’ve done before
included$24.95/m
3 courses: 20 lessons
Back Massage: Bed
For deep relaxation, a detailed back massage
included$19.95/m
3 courses: 31 lessons
Back Massage: Floor
The deepest massages you’ll give
included$19.95/m
1 course: 4 lessons
Back Massage: Cheeky
for playful nights, just like the movies
included$19.95/m
2 courses: 12 lessons
Chest Massage
Intimate for both men and women
included$19.95/m
2 courses: 6 lessons
Starter Classes
Discover knots + how to apply oil
included$19.95/m
1 course: 6 lessons
Glute Massage
Great for lower back and hip pain
included$14.95/m
1 course: 5 lessons
Neck + Shoulders
when she’s carrying the week in her shoulders
included$9.95/m
2 courses: 8 lessons
Head Massage
perfect for before sleep
included$9.95/m
2 courses: 10 lessons
Foot Massage
when she’s been wearing heels all day
included$9.95/m
1 course: 6 lessons
Leg Massage
Sunday afternoon calf massages
included$9.95/m
2 courses: 7 lessons
Hand Massage
use this to connect with her
included$7.95/m