Give her better massages at home

Your first massage will suck, we show you how to suck less.

Not just a little less. The first massage will feel great. The 3rd massage will feel amazing!

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$34.95 / month gets you 100 back massage classes
80,000+ couples don’t suck at massage
Don’t suck at massage
Make her fall in love, from the very start

Messy massages really do suck. Get the beginning right, it makes the rest of the massage easy.

Do this 4-step pattern. Takes 90 seconds to learn.

Aaron and Natanya★★★★★“It was great to find something easy that he can do.”  Aaron & Natanya, Utah, USA
You’ll get this right in less than 5 minutes

Copy this 4-step pattern

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10 mins
Your first massage takes 10 minutes to learn.
What happens next?
1
Start the right way

Massages that don’t suck start with a pattern.

This is how professionals do it, you’ll start this way too.

2
Learn how to flow

We show you how to move across the entire back.

You’ll flow through patterns that are easy to remember. Takes 10 minutes to learn.

3
Massage knots and tension

You’ll find every knot in the back.

  • We show you how to use your hands (so they don’t hurt)
  • You’ll massage using deep tissue
  • You’ll release knots and tension
  • We give you complete massage routines
  • You’ll do it the same way practitioners do, but without massage tables or fancy equipment

We show couples how to give relaxing, intimate and playful massages.

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Your massage sucks because you only last 3 minutes

Longer massages are better. Press play, copy us.

You’ll massage all the good parts of her back without getting tired or hurting your hands.

I’m so ready to start
You cannot mess this massage up
What if I sign up and I still suck?
You’ll know in that first massage if it works.

And if it doesn’t, we’ll give you your money back. Actually, you’ve got 30 days to try every massage and if you still suck we’ll refund you.

Don’t over think it. You’re not trying to be a massage practitioner. Press play and follow along. You’ll make it flirty; you’ll make it playful and she’ll melt in your hands as we go along.

Copy us, from start to finish and that first massage will feel great.

Karin and Jeff★★★★★“This course has gotten us out of the tv before bed habit.”  Karin & Jeff, Saskatoon, Canada
Copy what we do, your massage will feel great
Your massage sucks because

You do the same 3 moves

3 is not enough. We can do much better.

Massages should be colorful and vibrant.

Massage in different positions, and different places in your home. It’s much more fun this way.

Can I make it sensual? Yes! That’s the best part

You’ll make massage feel more natural this way. Your relationship thrives when you bring that energy.

Your massage sucks because

You feel lost

It’s hard to remember every massage technique.

Copy us, you don’t need to think what comes next. We show you what to do.

It doesn’t take long before you see the patterns and start remembering what to do next.

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Back Massage Bundle
$34.95 / month
  • All back massage courses bundled together.
  • Intimacy MasterClass included.
  • Includes 100 classes and massage routines.
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$59 / month
  • Access all massage classes.
  • Includes back massage classes.
  • Over 175 massage classes and routines.
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We spent 8 years getting our massage tutorials right, tested on thousands of couples in live workshops before we filmed it.

We’re so confident it’ll help you connect with your partner that we back it with a full 30 day money back guarantee. Start tonight, and if it’s not for you, get your money back.

“What if I’m just bad at this?”

So you’ve tried massaging your partner before and it didn’t work out. Your hands got tired. Your back started hurting. The massage felt boring because you only know a couple of techniques. So you stopped.

You’re not bad at this. You were never taught it. Tired hands, a sore back, running out of moves after five minutes, none of that is talent. It is what happens when nobody showed you how to use body weight instead of your hands.

We share all the secrets practitioners use to make massage feel easy. Even a beginner with no experience can learn this.

“What if I’m self-conscious about my body?”

It’s that voice in your head that says I’m not attractive or desirable enough to lay out in front of my partner.

That voice goes away when you use towels to cover up, dim the lights and play your favourite music. It helps you settle into the massage, and as soon as you feel that muscle release let go, those voices fade.

“But we’re too tired, and there’s no time.”

You both work all day. By the time the day is done, you’re done. You keep saying you’ll do it this weekend, then the weekend goes too.

It was never really about the time. Ten minutes has always been there. “No time” is just the easier thing to say. None of that makes you lazy, it makes you human.

This fades the second your partner says “whoa, that feels so good.” Forget about perfect and chase that moment. You’ll make this happen in lesson 1.

“It feels like I’m the one always giving...”

I give and get nothing back. I’ll always be the one reaching for my partner, and when it’s not returned, I stop trying.

It’s normal in all relationships, there’s always one person with higher desire. Your partner will copy what you do. 10 minutes a night consistently is all you need. Even after 7 nights your partner will start saying “let me try this on you.”

Make it an experiment. Say nothing, follow the 10 minute consistency rule, and see how long it takes before your partner wants to swap over.

“It’s been so long, and we never started.”

It’s not your fault, it’s because you’re waiting for the perfect moment. Social media makes it feel like it ought to be magical.

You don’t need an expensive villa in Bali. You don’t need a sunset and a summer breeze. You need connection, in the comfort of home. It’s not a performance, it’s a genuine experience with your partner.

What Instagram doesn’t show you is the jet-lag, the stomach bug, the mosquitoes and the humidity. The longer you wait, the more you miss out.

“What if the kids walk in on us?”

We’ve kept it classy and tasteful. Most kids just want to join in, they want the attention.

Apart from the chest and glute massage, all courses are PG and won’t leave you on guard. The courses are filmed with only hints of intimacy, we don’t want to distract you with footage on screen.

The massage is meant to be an experience you share, not a screen you stare at.

Couples who used to suck at this
★★★★★
Karin and Jeff
“This course has gotten us out of the tv before bed habit.”
It increased the level of physical intimacy for us and has really helped my husband to help me relax after a stressful day. I sleep extra deeply after a soothing massage. I have been recommending it to others.
Karin & Jeff
Saskatoon, Canada
★★★★★
Lindsey and Ed
“I like that the videos are tasteful but sexy.”
It made me excited to spend time blessing my spouse with something so fun and intimate. I am grateful for another way to spend time with my husband and make our marriage stronger.
Lindsey & Ed
California, USA
★★★★★
Sarah and Kristian
“Now we have the amazing ability to gift a massage to each other.”
In the past when either one of us asked for a massage it wouldn’t last long and would end up pressing hard on sore spots, which wasn’t very romantic. Now we know it feels incredible and makes us feel connected and bonded.
Sarah & Kristian
Dorset, UK
★★★★★
Aaron and Natanya
“I am a massage therapist.”
I needed something that didn’t feel like work when I was massaging my husband. It was great to find something easy that he can do.
Aaron & Natanya
Utah, USA
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Your relationship should be fun and playful.
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12 modules · 160 lessons · $59/month
Under $2 a day. A professional massage is $150. Once.
Access the entire library for $59 / month. Most couples start with a back massage on the bed, but you can start anywhere. Glute Massage is recommended, 100%.

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3 courses: 45 lessons
Intimacy MasterClass
Must do, unlike anything you’ve done before
included$24.95/m
3 courses: 20 lessons
Back Massage: Bed
For deep relaxation, a detailed back massage
included$19.95/m
3 courses: 31 lessons
Back Massage: Floor
The deepest massages you’ll give
included$19.95/m
1 course: 4 lessons
Back Massage: Cheeky
for playful nights, just like the movies
included$19.95/m
3 courses: 12 lessons
Chest Massage
Intimate for both men and women
included$19.95/m
2 courses: 6 lessons
Starter Classes
Discover knots + how to apply oil
included$19.95/m
1 course: 6 lessons
Glute Massage
Great for lower back and hip pain
included$14.95/m
1 course: 5 lessons
Neck + Shoulders
when she’s carrying the week in her shoulders
included$9.95/m
2 courses: 8 lessons
Head Massage
perfect for before sleep
included$9.95/m
2 courses: 10 lessons
Foot Massage
when she’s been wearing heels all day
included$9.95/m
1 course: 6 lessons
Leg Massage
Sunday afternoon calf massages
included$9.95/m
2 courses: 7 lessons
Hand Massage
use this to connect with her
included$7.95/m